Election Jokes

Just can't help it, just have to blog this. I heard this from my mom:

What do the BN letters stand for?

Barang Naik
Bila Naik?
Baru Naik
Berapa Naik?
BANYAK Naik!

Heard another one from Benny yesterday....a real story, happened last Saturday.

Two aunties went to cast their vote, Aunty A and B. Aunty B is voting for the first time. Aunty A casted her vote and came out, and waited a long time for Aunty B to come out, and she finally did.

Aunty A: Wah! Why so long? What were you doing inside?
Aunty B: The rocket hor....very hard to draw lar!

Lol!